Hello again my faithful peeps. Friday, Chihuahua Queen here. I thought I'd guest post again while Christina is preparing for the 4th of July holiday.
A VISION OF FABULOUSITYI want to provide a few of my tips for you on this eve of festivities:
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Please drop lots of food.... You would be surprised the new friends you make when you drop some of those great scraps from the grill. Don't make it too hot though, I might burn my tongue. Plenty of water is necessary for these outdoor occasions. Also beware that if you drop lots of beans.... you will smell the repercussions later.
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Watch your step.... Upon consuming alcohol you occasionally tend to lose your sense of balance. I'm still trying to remember that, but try not to step on me if you have been drinking. I tend to linger at your feet after you feed me all those scraps.
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Fireworks are scary to animals.... The bright lights, blinding flashes, and thunderous booms can scare the poo out of us. Literally. Be understanding with us if we have an accident or are especially clingy. Leave us inside during the fireworks shows.
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Show your spirit.... I know people think that pet clothes are kinda goofy, but you'd be surprised how much some of us like the chic outfits. I personally will be sporting a baseball style tee with red sleeves and Old Glory proudly displayed. Just be careful we don't overheat.
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Lastly, a warning.... Please note that a Black Cat firecracker crammed up the behind of the neighbors cat is not a good idea. No matter how much he torments and annoys you. Trust me, I have already tried.
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Please drop lots of food.... You would be surprised the new friends you make when you drop some of those great scraps from the grill. Don't make it too hot though, I might burn my tongue. Plenty of water is necessary for these outdoor occasions. Also beware that if you drop lots of beans.... you will smell the repercussions later.
.
Watch your step.... Upon consuming alcohol you occasionally tend to lose your sense of balance. I'm still trying to remember that, but try not to step on me if you have been drinking. I tend to linger at your feet after you feed me all those scraps.
.
Fireworks are scary to animals.... The bright lights, blinding flashes, and thunderous booms can scare the poo out of us. Literally. Be understanding with us if we have an accident or are especially clingy. Leave us inside during the fireworks shows.
.
Show your spirit.... I know people think that pet clothes are kinda goofy, but you'd be surprised how much some of us like the chic outfits. I personally will be sporting a baseball style tee with red sleeves and Old Glory proudly displayed. Just be careful we don't overheat.
.
Lastly, a warning.... Please note that a Black Cat firecracker crammed up the behind of the neighbors cat is not a good idea. No matter how much he torments and annoys you. Trust me, I have already tried.
Have a Happy 4th of July Peeps!!
Licks and Wags,
Friday
Chihuahua Queen
7 comments:
Note to self...no black cat firecrackers...got it. Thanks Friday!
Oh my gosh, you are way too funny!
/snort, thanks Friday, for those lovely tips!
Very funny post, Chihuahua Queen! Hope you had a fun holiday and got plenty of yummy droppings!
Please tell me your dog speaks in a thick Spanish accent... like Charro. Because that is TOTALLY how I'm imagining she talks.
LOL Love it!
LOL you are so funny.
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